You moved to LA to live the American dream. You want it all: fame, money, work, and of course pussy. You got a good deal on a room in a house with just about the sexiest landlady imaginable, Bailey Brooke.
Due to Bailey’s distinct lack of spatial awareness, you’ve managed to overhear her on the phone discussing her attraction to you. When she turns around she’s surprised to see you but her secret is out. She’s into you and she wants you in her.